[Guess who didn't see a shedinja and yet... assumes he did? YEAH. And now he's wandering around all over the place like a stranger deranged person (in other words, NO CHANGE) and pointing at perfectly normal things as if it was all a whole new world. He PEERS into the camera, full of terror and all Blair Witch Project style.]Those horrible ( Read more... )

[Thanks to this particular bit of stupidity, Jango has been trying to create a hypnotized army of snover. Which somewhat worked. Of course then the problem is what do you do with an army of snover, when you also hypnotized yourself. Yeah. He's talented.

SOLUTION: DANCE!!!

So there he is, duplicating the choreography to In the Closet with ( Read more... )

[Have you ever seen one of the flashiest/unsneakiest people ever try to be a ninja? It doesn't work well. Especially as he does it while moonwalking. And apparently he's doing this video on purpose, despite the obvious lack of filter. Stranger still, it's a lot like a nature video or Steve Irwin documentary.]

As you can see, [Note the very ( Read more... )

[Jango is running splashing through the shores of Cherrygrove in the ridiculously thick fog. No pokemon operating the camera, Billie Jean (his hypno) is dancing forlornly with him.]

FULLBODY!!! BUDDY!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?![He sounds crushed. He continues running through the shallow water and fights back MANLY tears behind the heart-eye sunglasses ( Read more... )

[Jango looks rather puzzled and a difloon floats around the area as he looks at his newly evolved Hypno from every angle possible.]

I don't know Billie Jean. They said you're a female, but you don't really look it anymore. Maybe it's the beard. [He moonwalks away and over to the video to pick it up and look into it.] What do you guys think? ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I KNEW IT MAN! I JUST KNEW IT!!!! I said we were going to get sacrificed to be eaten by the plant god of the tower and now we are!!! [This is a full-grown man on the verge of tears. This is also a full grown man who instead of whipping out his pokedex... is on his knees and bowing before the apparent giant ( Read more... )

[Guess who just discovered you can make videos of yourself doing things and post it to lots of people? Oh yes, he did.]

Yow! EVERYBODY! GET READY FOR THE AWESOME SHOW!!!

[Oh, and he's loud too. There's some shifting about as he gets the angle "perfect" and then he and a dream-eating tapir looking thing go through a series of synchronized dance ( Read more... )